Introverts will want to avoid this home! These neighbors are crazy! Go on a winter vacation? Driveway gets plowed - the nerve! Wife gets sick? Neighbors start bringing by meals, gift cards, cards, and letters. And don't try doing anything nice for them because if you do, a thank you note and gift card show up on your porch. Did they even ASK if they could just walk onto your porch?! If you try to set up hatchet throwing in the front yard, next thing you know neighbors walking by ask if they can throw and BAM! suddenly you're laughing with them (against your will)! We even tried to tell them we were baptists and they loved us anyway. Chili cook-offs, fireworks, and more, they keep inviting us to these events! Who even are these people and why did I eat so much chili?! You have been warned.